The word 'monstrosity' isn't something you want to hear during sex (usually), and generally, the Kraken is associated with dangers at sea, not sex. Luckily, the designers over at Creature Cocks don't do generalizations. Here's to all our tentacle enthusiasts, vibration lovers, and deep-sea fantasizers!

Shaped into a soft, curvy point, the Monstropus 2.0 is nice and big once you/they get past the super slim tip. There's texture down to a huge suction-cup base, from sexy little suckers on one side to thick waves on the other.

If you're craving some strap-on play, you'll be happy to know that the Monstropus's base anchors into larger-sized O-ring-style harness systems. If strapping it on isn't your cup of tea, though, thanks to the sturdy suction, you can easily stabilize that same base against most smooth, nonporous surfaces. Press it firmly to windows, walls, countertops, or floors for a hands-free ride.

A button underneath activates and cycles through ten buzzy vibration modes.

The Monstropus 2.0 comes to you in pure, hypoallergenic silicone that's body-safe and easy to clean and care for. Wash it with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam before and after. Feel free to use any water-based lube you love with your Creature Cock, but please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys/products.